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Wierd, Dirty and Funny Quotes

Welcome to Edmund's Guide to FUNNY QUOTES , the site that knows a funny quote when it hears one!
For the best in Adult funny quotes and really humorous quotations and witticism, just click on the links below to get viewing some of the funniest quotations, funny celebrity insults and adult humor around!

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

We're vegetarians. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

Everything from blonde questions and answers to full blown (sic) humorous blonde stories.

Just a little fun on the differences between our many nationalities and how we all love each other!

These are the sick jokes. In fact some are not just sick, not even wounded, they're downright depraved!

A classic collection of an old favorite joke style. How could we miss out our very own little Johnny.

If you get these jokes, I suppose that says something about your character.

How we love to heed the advice of a bunch of white coated maniacs who drink and smoke more than us.

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Can take the piss out of them on the internet (so brave)!

Run for the hills boys, it's time for the ladies to extract a little well earned revenge!

Apparently yo mamma is so, ugly, fat, stupid, whatever... The perfect place to end an intellectual dispute!

A collection of naughty animals doing as nature intended, and occassionally not!

Forget the twilight zone, check out the naughty zone for the funniest rude pictures!

A collection of funny images that you won't believe until you see them with your own eyes. We did warn you!

A fine collection of everyday accidents and sporting oops on a large scale. My balls shrink at the very thought!

Just a little fun with celebrity images and some funny old pictures that they might rather forget!

An excellent collection showing how useful it is to have signs around the place to let us know what's going on.

If it's a funny picture from our daily working lives, this is where you'll find it.

These are some of the best known and funniest pictures around, noted here as funny image classics.